A simple bulletin board system for BreadAVOTA.
breadavota.cafe's Bakery is a simple bulletin board system where people can make postes and komments about BreadAVOTA. Or about stuff that isn't BreadAVOTA.
Perfectly suited for breadavota.cafe's audience of three hapless schizoids, there is no notifications or reply system.
An Anonymous login can be used for those who want to poste but don't want to sign up.
If you would like to subscribe to the Bakery, you can add it to your RSS reader if that's a thing people still do. You can also add an individual user's feed to your RSS by visiting their profile and clicking the RSS link.
The Bakery and its markup formatting is inspired by NoNonsense Forum by Kroc Camen.
Use the following formats to style your text.
*Bold* | Bold |
/Italics/ | Italics |
_Underline_ | Underline |
-Strikethrough- | |
=Small= | Small |
Precede your code with a backslash (\) to prevent automatic formatting. For example:
\*Bold* | *Bold* |
To hide your text under a spoiler cut, use the following format. You can put anything you want in the title: it's a good place to put content notes or spoiler warnings.
|| (This is the title.) This text is hidden. ||
Renders as:
This is the title.
This text is hidden.
If you do not put a title, a default title will be appended.
|| This text is hidden. ||
Renders as:
Click here to open.
This text is hidden.
You cannot upload images here, but you can embed images from an external source using this format. Replace the URL with the direct image link.
[img](URL)
Alt text/image descriptions can also be added. This is optional but recommended.
[img](URL){Image description}
Example:[img](https://breadavota.cafe/bakery/resources/pagedolls/bread.gif){A pixel drawing of Bread.}
Renders as:
You can use image hosting services like File Garden, imgbb, etc. to upload your images.
For a title, start a line with two colons. Example:
:: Bread, and all variations of the aforementioned
Renders as
Type three dashes on its own line to create a horizontal divider.
---
Renders as:
Dashes that are not on their own line will renders as plain text. For example:
--- Hello ---
The text above renders as is.
For small snippets of code or technical writing you want to appear as-is admidst other writing you can use backticks (1 or more allowed) to enclose the monospace text; the text within will not be processed for bold / italic and other markup.
Use `*bold*` for bold and ``/italic/`` for italics.
When posting, all unnecessary whitespace is automatically removed. If you have some text that relies upon a monospace font (such as ASCII art), you can use a code block.
The code block begins with a percent sign, then your text (starting the next line), and then the ending percent sign on the next line. You can also use $ instead of %.
% _______ / ) /_____ | ______ ( ' ) / / __\ _____ |. '| / | \ | / )) |____|/ |`-----' /_____)) `-----' `------' % $ ( ) ( ) ) ) ( ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) _____________ <_____________> ___ | |/ _ \ | | | | | |_| | ___| |\___/ / \___________/ \ \_____________________/ $
Note that there should be a blank line between the code block and any other text before or after:
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