The Representative of the Nation of Maldevara. The Media is a Marginal, which is what happens when you throw every closed species created by deviantART users from the 2010's into a nuclear reactor, dressed it up as a Tumblr Sexyman and gave it a mental illness.

An alien-computer-ghost laden with the cosmic task of 'developing Universes', he painstakingly tries to fulfill his responsibilities using an aeons-old system that could really use some refactoring, but it's a job that has steadily been losing appeal in the face of less cumbersome alternatives, like the domestic bliss of marriage, or giving up and letting everyone die. Work smarter, not harder, as they say.